Darth Stripe has held the “choke hold master” title for supreme darkness for the last 15 years straight. After his victorious battle against love, light, and everything “cute”, he let it be known that Luke, is in fact, his bastard child. As a result, his meetings with the Sith Lord became more demanding and he stopped takin’ new clients for the regular weekday schedule, however, he does work most Saturdays doing walk-ins.
